Louisiana virgin

an 11 year old girl that can run faster than her pappy, uncle and 13 year old brother.

"Git the hell off'en me, pappy! Yer smushin' ma cigarettes!"
"If you wanna git some money for yer baby's formula, yer gonna gimme some of that cooter! Yee Haw!"
She is no longer a Louisiana virgin!

by cereal killa February 12, 2006

Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.

“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
“I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”

by Goldkodak October 11, 2017

Louisiana thunder

Bad ass Ham Radio Operator, usually wears pit vipers, sleeve less shirts, and uses a lollipop mic. Loves to give radio checks.

Call Louisiana thunder on America link if you need a radio check.

by Rod jackson February 16, 2023

Louisiana boiler

The act of fingering your girlfriend after eating hot and spicy crawfish

Bra that crawfish boil was great until I gave your sister a Louisiana boiler, she was pissed.

by whiplash72 January 17, 2015

franklinton, Louisiana

Franklinton is a nice place in Washington Parish! Where my Granny lives, too! We have fairs every season. And we love to go fishing in the rivers surrounding us. We do flood a whole lot though... so if you consider going, make sure that the rivers are low... or at least no rain above you. Oh! And we don’t have a lot of rednecks either, Bitches. Thanks for looking us up!!!

I live in Franklinton, Louisiana! My home and proud!

by Southerngirl&proud!! July 25, 2020

Louisiana Surplus

A large group of racist individuals, whom may or may not include lifted and squatted pickups with maga stickers

I though I was far away from the maga rally, but I found a Louisiana Surplus chugging bud light on the side of the highway.

by The Clyde-a-matron April 13, 2023

Louisiana laminating

When a man is to jack off onto a picture of his lover. The seamen seals the picture in his heart and mind forever.
Works the same way with females.

Yea I "Louisiana laminated"my cousins senior photo last night.
I love Louisiana laminating on a Friday night.

by Thoughtswhenaloneatwork March 11, 2021