Louisiana pipeline

a variation of the Alaskan pipeline popularized after the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in which crude oil is frozen for use as a dildo

While on a picnic at the beach, he gathered up tarballs and froze them so he could surprise his girlfriend with a Louisiana pipeline.

by trashybags July 8, 2010

Louisiana Stuffed Turkey

When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.

Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."

Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."

by Peter Willy April 18, 2011

Louisiana Duck Blind

When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis

Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.

by Tbeach September 2, 2019

louisiana lane change

when doing a girl doggystyle- you abruptly switch from the vagina to the anus

i was so drunk a gave rory a louisiana lane change.

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004

[louisiana black snake]

a large black penis that exceeds 8 inches soft

the white woman stared frighteningly at his louisiana black snake

by fkn clown May 15, 2006

Louisiana Hot Pocket

The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex

Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by Twisted dude March 1, 2009

Louisiana Hurricane

for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you.

that couple used the Louisiana Hurricane last night.

by palodude April 5, 2010