loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 01, 2023

loo loo lee lee

When you want to sing but don't know what to sing to you just sing:

AAA LOO LOO LEE LEE A LOO LOO LEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hey, what songs you know? Well, I don't really know any songs but I do know how to sing this:
AA LOO LOO LEE LEE AA LOO LOO LOW LOW LEE LEE LEE LEEEEEEEEEEE

by AA LOO LOO LEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 15, 2021

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018

Twitly-loo

Twitly-loo is used as a disrespectful roast to someone (a fat unhealthy human).

John: Your mom is so stupid she studied for a doctor exam .
Smith: Shut up you Twitly-loo .

by Money Maj July 31, 2022

the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 18, 2025

Loo Jie Wei

An individual who have a high risk to be exposed to covid-19 multiple times

What ? Loo Jie Wei again ?!

by Ham Chit Lou March 08, 2022

Loo kashanka

The type of brown sausage-looking poo that lands in the loo. Borrows a name from kashanka, an eastern-European dish that looks alike (and is made of animal blood and porridge). Happens to sound similar to the name of a dictator with a fancy for guns, torturing dissidents and brown-nosing other dictators.

a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.

- Dude, they've put another journalist killed in jail!

- This is typical Loo Kashanka sh*t man!

by lazyadminwhyunopublish March 06, 2022