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Lightspeed Systems

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.
Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.
by Derpio June 14, 2016
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Lightskin stare

To stare like in a weird, flirtatious way. Usually accompanied by the pursing and/or licking of one's lips, Raising one eyebrow, and playing Sin City by Chrishan

Also known as rizzing
Alex: yo, Felix got that Lightskin stare!
Tyrone: Dayum!
by PonianYoutube January 7, 2023
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Bud Light

When a large company has a marketing campaign completely backfire which causes the company to lose a lot of money and standing in the public.

This usually happens when a company tries to virtue signal, alienating the long-time supporters of the company who realize that the company cares more about pandering to an extremely small group of people than it does about the financial support of its regular customers. In these instances, the company loses a large percent of their market share to other companies that decided against taking a ridiculous stance on a topic du jour.
Guy 1- Hey, did you see Target's new product line and add campaign?
Guy 2- Yeah, my wife told me that she's not going to shop there any more. Looks like Target just pulled a Bud Light!
by AA2123 May 25, 2023
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Parliament lights

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
by kman998 March 14, 2010
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Light work

It means that it won’t take that much effort
by Roadmanchingu July 19, 2019
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lightly pressed

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.
Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."
by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014
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lights on no one's home

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally
Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home
by highboi May 14, 2018
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