Dirty Laundry

Dirty Laundry
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mow the laundry

Too dispose of old cloths.

Hold articles of clothing above an under turned lawn mower and let the blade shred the old clothing.
"man I gotta mow the laundry."

"flip that shit over dude"
by Justdylan October 21, 2009
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dirty laundry

The act of shitting in someone else's clothes dryer. Preferably runny. After the act has been performed, the dryer is then powered on to the high heat cycle thus crusting the shit into the drum of the dryer.
I went over to John's house and left my dirty laundry in his dryer. After that I made a quick exit.
by Bob Nelson January 05, 2006
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sack of laundry

Someone that is fat and out of shape. When you look at them you just think, wow what waste of a person. They mope around and are unproductive. Ultimately, They just look like a sack of shit.
Johnny: haha, look at the fat guy trying to play basketball. His fat is jiggling around. He can hardly run!

Sam: Ew, he has sweated completely through his t shirt.

Johnny: Haha what a sack of laundry!
by Yawn Yant May 10, 2012
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doing laundry

The act of a woman sucking a mans rod, down to the balls and wet.
My girlfriend came over last night and did my laundry.
by Wyatt July 15, 2003
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Laundry Cash

money that is found in a washer or dryer that may or may not be yours but if its in the laundry its fair game!
I found a wet 100 dollar bill when i was putting my big brothers clothes, its mine now Got me some laundry cash
by hardhitr3 December 31, 2009
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brain laundry

Those likely to become brainwashed.
David Koresh had a full load of brain laundry.
by The one and only Bill Davis February 20, 2008
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