las vegas wake-up

You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.

Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.

6 months later...

Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!

by Sandra Browning April 22, 2008

las palapas

the best fucking place for breakfast tacos (by churchill HS)

hey freshman, go get me some tacos from palaps (las palapas) or ill kick ur ass......the retarded freshman then goes to get the tacos....yay tacos!!!!!

by Captain Homeless November 17, 2006

Las Olas Syndrome

Las Olas Syndrome is a fatal disease which effects people whom eat at an eatery by the name of Las Olas (translated to "the waves" in spanish). This syndrome is extremely fatal and can cause, obsession, turrets, Elephantiasis disease, Pica disease, Alice in Wonderland syndrome, and in some cases, extremely painful diarrhea....if you dont know what those words are...please educate your self about these dangerous symtoms. If you start noticing these symptoms contact someone who would still talk to you after eating at Las Olas. (which is no one) so ya...your screwed...

You: OMG DUDE...I THINK I HAVE LAS OLAS SYNDROME!!!
Me: eyyyy naa ha ahh dont even toooouuchhh meeee (with a black person accent)

by Cookiemonster33 June 18, 2011

Las Colinas Tx

Where the real down-to-earth people go. People who are not as fake as Park Cities but not ghetto like Irving. Las Colinas is the real deal, most of them are rich snobs and drive beautiful cars while carrying Hermes Birkin bags. They think they are hot sh*t

fake snob: Where do you live, I live in Park Cities?
Real snob: I live in Las Colinas Tx.

fake snob: ohemgee I'm so jealous you must be like so cool, all I do is wear nike shorts and ray-bans, and say thats hott.

by gbbqrjvqln May 6, 2011

las vegas

Some shit town where if you're under 21, you get to do nothing.

KJ got shanked in Vegas because he's under 21 and tried to score in Cheetas . . . fucktard.

by embee February 28, 2005

Las Vegas

A place where people living outside of Vegas and think that you can bang hookers and get a lot of money by gambling. People think that this place is highly dangerous to be at, but it's not. Las Vegas is the 2nd most lazyest city because of Drug Dealers, fat people, and drug addicts.

Tourist: Let's go to Bellagio or Fremont in Las Vegas and get drunk and streak and fuck hookers in the public!

Other Tourist: Fuck yea!

by Ninja X February 7, 2009

Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.

by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009