kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.

"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."

by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

Kitchen-Gay

Someone who is homosexual in nature only within the confines of the kitchen.

Ester: wow this meatloaf is really delicious did you make it sally
Sally: no Bob did
Ester: Oh so bob is kitchen-gay then
Sally: yes Bob is kitchen-gay

by stevesharpton August 17, 2009

kitchen whale

The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.

My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.

by voodoo22007 June 19, 2009

kitchen bitch

Kyle.

Similar to tea bitch

"Kyle - clean the kitchen you kitchen b*tch!"

by Ben Dover March 15, 2004

Kitchen Bizzle

Someone who has no importance as a person, a woman used simply for the purpose of retreving food for someone more important.

Lawrence Winson, my Kitchen Bizzle! Go get me some cheesy poofs! Or I will lock you in the cellar for another week!

by The DeX! April 17, 2004

kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.

Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!

by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010

kitchen feaver

when workig in a resturant in the kitchen all day, you become very easily assumsed, attempting to do anything to make the day seem more interesting.

when you see someone dancing to a gay song, you know they have kitchen feaver.

by Snoocher February 21, 2009