Kemp

Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sex's; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while "kemp" attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.

"Look at that bloke he's kemping a chicken"

"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"

by Ali Mcelhoney May 11, 2007

kadar kemp

ugly little fuck with a lebron hariline

Kadar kemp means a kid who has a ugly fucking lebron hairline

by KdrKemp December 17, 2014

kempingtons

The name given to an absolute led, who never refuses any amount of alcohol no matter how large or small. Kempingtons are always on the "hunt" for gash and stop at nothing to kill their prey. Obsessed by Rugby, Kempingtons are constantly worried about their sexuality but refute this "homosexual" rumour by the large amount of gesh they gain.

...such a kempingtons

by grangeboizmassive July 5, 2010

Kimpton

A SUPER GAY SCHOOL THAT WILL SUCK YHE LIFE OUT OF YOU.

“I go to kimpton”

by Fortnite is super gay October 29, 2019

Ross Kemp it

Getting out of a sticky spot. Named for the English actor/presenter of worlds toughest (fill in blank) series on Sky 1. Is always 'getting out of there'

He'd obviousley had a few, so me and the boys did a Ross Kemp it to the taxi rank.

by Jimmy Smits1985 December 7, 2009

Mr Kemp

An annoying teacher who never sets his students homework and has an irritating passion for English and Humanities. He secretly has favourite students but who doesn’t!

Uh Mr Kemp’s so annoying!

by Jeff Goldblum’s NaN December 6, 2019

Eddison Kemple

famous clown from SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody

.so hot.

i was watching SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody
and i saw Eddison Kemple he's so hot!!

by daddy salty July 16, 2021