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Alan the Karate Kid
An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Alan the Karate Kid by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013
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Search Karate
A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
Search Karate by halpwr May 9, 2013
Drunk Girl Karate
When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.
Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.
Drunk Girl Karate by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009
Anal karate
When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.
So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.
Anal karate by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Tiger Schulmann's Karate
A waste of money. These people don't know shit. They are just interested in your money. They don't even know what style of karate they do. They were sued by the Attorney General for deceiving costumers. They coudn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
They will always be a skidmark on the underpants of society!
They will always be a skidmark on the underpants of society!
Tiger Schulmann's Karate by BiggyJee December 30, 2004