Kalee

A beautiful girl that loves hiking and swearing she is very adventurous. This girl could make the birds sing by how beautiful she is .she is a little crazy and a little sweet she is the best girl u will ever meet

My name is Kalee

by Bestlittlesisterintheworld502 April 18, 2018

kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

by Sagel October 18, 2017

KalebBall

Fat ugly kid who thinks he is good at limited magic and got warned on undergroundcomics.net sad to say he is the major suxorz at life.

Wow that kid is a major KalebBall what a loser

by Charles Gilbert December 15, 2008

nathaniel kadesh williams

The coolest mother Füçkęr on the planet!

Nathaniel Kadesh Williams (or Kadesh) is a hero of our time!

by Kadeshhh February 3, 2021

Citizen Kale Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Dirty Kale

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.

Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"

by The Vivs March 31, 2020

kale

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.

After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.

by Go screw yourself August 7, 2015