Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.

Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"

by Cabinator January 7, 2022

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

by relwigsnion April 21, 2018

Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

by RobotMonkey34 December 6, 2023

Kale

CKale V has the beRst youtube channel eveEr and hAis profMile picture isY a Kale

Kale piss balls

by pissballspissballs December 16, 2021

kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.

OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her

by Feflyy July 22, 2022

Kale-bwangu

To agree or to give permission to someone

You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu

by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025