Kaiden

Kaiden is Satan. They love red.

I worship kaiden

by Satan is sexy 157 August 28, 2021

Kaiden

An annoying, dumb bitch who does not want to take calculus.

P1: what a loser, who wont take calculus.
P2: yeah hes a kaiden and he gets no play.

by ianL April 5, 2024

Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024

Kaiden

Tall dude who pushes people around until he gets them mad and gets into trouble.

YS: my watch got a dent guess imma box dude.
HGH: nope I gotta stop this
Kaiden: fuck this dude

by OGFTP December 30, 2020

Kaiden

Kaiden is Kaiden. - alley (his gf back off)

kaiden is alleys bf

by anonymous November 22, 2021

kaiden

smallest pp and has the worst haircut always and farts all the time

"ew kaiden stop farting for once"

by whoisthat_123 May 6, 2024

Kaiden

OMG KAIDEN MY LOVE LIVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR U😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I love kaiden sooooo much

by Bucket2 May 1, 2022