JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.

"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"

by Debleb January 16, 2021

JP

A furry just a fucking furry. Loves to be a furry in free time and have it’s own suit and everything but very gay and manipulative too.

“Are you a furry”
Yes I am a “JP”

Do you manipulate people
Yes I am a “JP”

by PEEG BITCH February 8, 2021

JP

JP is a beatiful boy usally with dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be loved him self. Once you see a JP you can't help but smile. JP's are also very attractive and stylish

Wow who's that guy over their?

Ohh that a JP

by All Nippon 833 April 11, 2021

JP spiller

some guy who likes to look up gay definitions on this gay website who also likes dick up the butt from asians and blacks most likely tigre woods he loves the song black and yellow

eww did you hear about that gay guy? what a total jp spiller

by Pseudonyum March 5, 2011

lil JP

A professional name used by a vast amount of artists on a music platform like soundcloud. Whoever chooses the name lil JP will magically get lots of respect and will be free of all controversies and legal issues. They will most likely drop earlier than carti and will also manage to gain success in a short period of time (usually within 4-5 years). They can go on a hiatus whenever they want to.

Person 1: Have you checked out "Cookies" by lil JP on soundcloud?
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.

by juliusp October 10, 2023

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023