Josh

That one kid in your group who hacks at Pokémon Go.

Dude, Don’t be a Josh. Hacking takes all the fun out of the game!

by NoTaFaN923 October 18, 2017

Josh

A guy that looks like a thumb with mozzarella on his head.

Mah boi josh looks like a pizza!

by Toonlink1220 March 8, 2019

Josh

A smelly crackhead who thinks he's hectic cunt who smokes like 15 ounces of weed and is a pot head. He is a gronk fooled to thinking he has a big hanging cock which is in fact a pin dick and prematurely ejaculates all the time. He hides the fact that he is a raging homosexual and reckons he's a real hit with the ladies. He thinks he is a sexy but in fact he spends his days on the computer trying to unsuccessfully pick up 40 year old virgins pretending to be hot chicks. He also does heaps of drugs and alchohol in which his peers think he is a junkie and works off welfare checks.

Hey man did you know that guy called josh
Yeah he was some wannabe sick cunt faggot who got bashed when he was completely shitfaced to impress that girl. Well I heard he ended up with a broken nose.
Ouch man what a tool I wanna beat his head in as well

by mrXrated October 11, 2011

Josh

A boy that will tell you he really likes you,then choose another girl. Only wants you for your body;tends to lead on. Total douchebag.

I know,what a Josh.

by blondesinger26 August 3, 2011

josh

the act of waiting until a girl is asleep and proceeding to masturbate until completion and ejaculating on the girl

Man, Larry was so boned up after his date with Susie that he totally pulled a josh on her!

by Bukkake King Jr. February 27, 2013

Josh

The greatest guy a girl can meet. Though shy and bit reserved in their expressions of love, they can easily make girls fall in love with them due to their charm, intelligence, humor and adorkable-ness. Typically sports brown hair, glasses, and big eyes.

"What do you think about your boyfriend?"
"He's such a josh! Totally perfect in every way. I'm sure he's the one."

by Misslondonbound October 22, 2012

josh

a man as white as a ghost, looks like a very tall Q-tip that is done cleaning someones ear, he can not take a joke but likes to make them. he is very mean sometimes and does not understand how to talk to a human being. likes playing video games and likes wearing unfashionable clothing

look at that josh i just used

by thatonekidnextdoor May 23, 2017