Joris

Ancient "human" being who supposedly defeated the bison in order to gain his powers.

Joris: "I still remember that time when the bison..."
Us: "OMG Joris is like ancient!"

by MiaMAD February 26, 2018

Jorshan

An epic gamer wont hesitate to kill you has a 1000 pack is a king

Yooo thats Jorshan My Paki

by BrownTravisScott January 15, 2021

Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.

"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."

by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021

Jort

Jorts are always attractive and are surrounded by a lot of hot girls while making loads of money.

I really want to be a Jort

by Pussyslayer030 November 21, 2021

Jorbs

A derogatory name for Steve Jobs, CEO and founder of Apple.

I just bought an iPod and Jorbs comes out with a new version that's cheaper!

by Captain Packrat December 9, 2008

New Jorsey

Slang spelling and the "oar" pronunciation for the state of New Jersey.

The state of New Jorsey (New Joarsey) borders PA to the west.

by outtoseatoo July 7, 2011

Jort

Jort is the Netherlands term for "large photo gallery".

Hey you have small gallery, do you have anything jort?

Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?

Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.

Those pictures are way too jort!

by Ghettiguy September 5, 2011