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Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
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Jonathan

A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
by Kkiolhlm February 24, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches
Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 3, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.
I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!
by Radkid April 16, 2020
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Jonathan

A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.
Jonathan: "Smiles"

Girls: "Sooo cute"
by 0690 February 17, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
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