Jonathan: Wow look at that yeeyee juice I'mma drink it
Friend: NOOO
Jonathan: I got the horses in the back :))
Hand over the toes or I'll go to trader Joe's
Friend: NOOO
Jonathan: I got the horses in the back :))
Hand over the toes or I'll go to trader Joe's
by C.A.T.H.Y March 29, 2019
a fuckboy , breaks everyone's heart , NEVER FALL FOR HIM , (: he will cheat on you and he will never love you back lmao , he knows who this is so , he can suck my ass
by yagurlallison November 27, 2016
Another word for an amazing liar. No lie, a Jonathan makes the polygraph look like a bitch. . Tends to be mediocre-looking, with a boring personality and cruel intentions, but somehow managed to snag hot chicks his entire life up until recently (probably because he's good at playing the nice guy which goes hand-in-hand with the lying). But it soon becomes painfully obvious that the Jonathan is not interested in pretty girls, except for social status. They much prefer ugly girls who clean a lot. A Jonathan excels at stealing these ugly girls from his "friends" and tends to wife them up because he sucks at cleaning. DO NOT, under any circumstances, trust a Jonathan around your homely, housewife fiancée. Next thing you know, you'll be finding her oversized panties behind the couch from when they're hooking up while you're at work. Or better yet, DO let these guys come around if you're engaged to a heffa you're trying to get rid of. A Jonathan will take the grenade for you, so despite all his other shitty qualities, this makes him a real wingman.
Jonathans can be easily identified by their blue eyes and standoffish personalities. You also might find them in the company of a single alpha male friend whose behavior the Jonathan will try to emulate, and fail miserably at. But you will not normally find a Jonathan in a large crowd, for they terrify him. Also, most people think Jonathan is a giant douche canoe.
Jonathans can be easily identified by their blue eyes and standoffish personalities. You also might find them in the company of a single alpha male friend whose behavior the Jonathan will try to emulate, and fail miserably at. But you will not normally find a Jonathan in a large crowd, for they terrify him. Also, most people think Jonathan is a giant douche canoe.
"I don't know how that guy went from a hot, awesome chick like that last one to the loose, pasty, busted slut he's dating now. He must be a Jonathan."
"That Jonathan did me a huge solid when he stole my whale of a fiancée. Turns out, I'm actually not a huge fan of busted looking faces and being nagged for dumb shit all the time. Thanks Jonathan! You the real MVP."
"That Jonathan did me a huge solid when he stole my whale of a fiancée. Turns out, I'm actually not a huge fan of busted looking faces and being nagged for dumb shit all the time. Thanks Jonathan! You the real MVP."
by Wtfsrsly May 13, 2015
A non groovey version of Jimmy Davao who girls for 15 year olds, he sits in his van and waits for them with his mattress
by Highly bear July 06, 2016
by Frank rich May 08, 2019
A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.
by MLGsucci March 08, 2019
A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.
When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.
When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."
"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 05, 2021