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Joel

A Joel has a mandingo and are tall. He's a pussy destroyer and are a sexy best.
Look at his d1ck. His name surely must be Joel.
by Mandingo111 May 13, 2020
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i feel like most joels are the same, they live for comedy, can keep a secret if its serious, only sometimes they can read people but only there own friends(which is pretty normal) honestly just a normal guy that loves comedy, loyal to friends, and is overall a laidback person.
i dont know how i can use the word joel in a example i just saw a bunch of people saying all joels are hot and thats not true :):):):):):):):):):):)
by joel bonzagni December 5, 2022
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Joel oh yeah he’s a god
(A godly figure)
by Joel the god June 21, 2022
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Joel is an absolute sick cunt with catchphrases such as I am stingin for a cone or Fuck, I'm gonna Do the hokey pokey.
Joel gets mad bitches and gives zero fucks.
Joel should have my babies.
by Skooooobs June 5, 2019
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Joeles

Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.
"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!
by captaninsano12 March 8, 2009
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joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades
girl 1"i feel this strange horny feeling"
girl 2 "yeah is because joel is around"
by chad chadinson February 12, 2019
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I caught Adam in the guest room joeling during the New Year's Eve party.
by Gvilleddq January 3, 2014
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