A Jed is a name associated with a person who lies and manipulates to get “their bit” also used to describe scab movement or an insult normally referred to as Jedding abbreviated it’s jed
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verb (informal, alliance slang)
1. To unintentionally sabotage shared progress through a preventable mistake, typically one that has already been made before.
2. To repeat the same error with surprising confidence, despite clear evidence that the previous attempt did not go well.
3. To create a setback so uniquely avoidable that other members immediately recognise it as “classic you.”
verb (informal, alliance slang)
1. To unintentionally sabotage shared progress through a preventable mistake, typically one that has already been made before.
2. To repeat the same error with surprising confidence, despite clear evidence that the previous attempt did not go well.
3. To create a setback so uniquely avoidable that other members immediately recognise it as “classic you.”
“We were 10 minutes from finishing the tech… and then it got Jedded.”
“Don’t Jedd this—double-check before you hit build.”
“It wasn’t even malicious. He just genuinely Jedded it. Again.”
Notes:
Often occurs in streaks. Recovery requires patience from the group and mild public shaming.
“Don’t Jedd this—double-check before you hit build.”
“It wasn’t even malicious. He just genuinely Jedded it. Again.”
Notes:
Often occurs in streaks. Recovery requires patience from the group and mild public shaming.
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