1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010
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by Bxiwbxiwbix December 6, 2019
Get the Jamie mug.A guy, in this case, with no sense of respect for other people, or for their feelings. He acts like he’s a nice guy, but really he’s just a cowardly narcissist. He’s extremely good at leading women on for a good three or four months, at most, before discarding them and going onto the next supply. Supply as in he’s just using women for his own benefit. Jamie will act like he has empathy; don’t be fooled. He doesn’t even care about his own family. He may look gorgeous on the outside; Jamies often have nice bodies. Once you look past the looks though, you see he’s nothing more than a soulless husk of a man, a monster in a human form. A narcissist. You’d be doing yourself a favor to avoid a Jamie.
Girl #1: “Wow, that man over there is a hunk! Should I go talk to him?”
Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”
Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”
by EmpathBabe March 28, 2019
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by Gruben.15 March 18, 2019
Get the Jamie mug.A Jamie is usually a beautiful and intelligent girl. Jamie's tend to have a bubbly personality and blonde hair. You will catch a Jamie with a phone in her hand 90% of the time, she will either be listening to music or taking a picture. If you happen to be on a bridge and interact with a beautiful girl with a sparkling smile she may be a Jamie!
by Therherrguyy June 18, 2018
Get the Jamie mug.Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk
If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'
by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020
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