1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010
Get the Jamiemug. 
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie is a very cute and adorable person.They are very good at hugging.Any girl would want a hug from them and they won't back down.
by Jk the jetplane December 15, 2017
Get the Jamiemug. A guy, in this case, with no sense of respect for other people, or for their feelings. He acts like he’s a nice guy, but really he’s just a cowardly narcissist. He’s extremely good at leading women on for a good three or four months, at most, before discarding them and going onto the next supply. Supply as in he’s just using women for his own benefit. Jamie will act like he has empathy; don’t be fooled. He doesn’t even care about his own family. He may look gorgeous on the outside; Jamies often have nice bodies. Once you look past the looks though, you see he’s nothing more than a soulless husk of a man, a monster in a human form. A narcissist. You’d be doing yourself a favor to avoid a Jamie.
Girl #1: “Wow, that man over there is a hunk! Should I go talk to him?”
Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”
Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”
by EmpathBabe March 28, 2019
Get the Jamiemug. A very handsome and intelligent young man. He never fails to make you laugh or smile. He gives the best hugs that no girls can resist and the prettiest eyes. He has the most perfect and well deserved girlfriend in the universe! He is always open for a hug and is always forgiving and loving to those around. He doesn’t hate, he loves and appreciates everything he gets. He can’t go through one day without girls chasing after him. He is so funny and will make you laugh at everything, even something so dumb it’s funny. Jamie can’t get everything that he deserves, but he does get everything he needs in order to deserve it. ♥️
Girl 1: OMG!! He is the cutest guy i’ve ever seen!
Girl 2: OMG! You’re right! he MUST be a Jamie.
Girl 1: But who’s that beautiful girl walking next to him?
Girl 2: The luckiest girl in the world!
Girl 2: OMG! You’re right! he MUST be a Jamie.
Girl 1: But who’s that beautiful girl walking next to him?
Girl 2: The luckiest girl in the world!
by qt.pie 😻 March 18, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie
by Bxiwbxiwbix December 6, 2019
Get the Jamiemug.