jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009

Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it

Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule

by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018

Jake

Jake is a amazing person he is very hot and sexy he is very good when it comes to sex he usually has a big dick and is very strong he will have girls looking more than once at him he is very nice kind and respectful guy once he loves you he will work hard to give you anything you want

damn is that Jake he is so hot

by Crystal oropeza May 23, 2018

jake

Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.

Hey it's Jake I wish I knew him just go ask him.

by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018

Jake

Jake a sweet boy with a devilish and determined dark side. He’s hot and dark but is truly wanting love and someone to hold. Find a Jake and hold on to him he may be distant at first but you’ve found keeper.

Damn I just love Jake.

by Rockstar864222 June 11, 2018

Jake

A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.

I enjoy Jakes!

by Benshoudl March 12, 2018