Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law implies the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

Jule

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She’s beautiful and will always care about you. Jule is a girl you can always count on. She’s loving but she has a crazy side too. Her vibe is the perfect mix of craziness and love You can have so much fun with Jule. Everybody needs a Jule in their life.

Person 1: wow who is That Girl she’s so pretty and I love her vibe

Person 2: that’s Jule! She’s the best best friend you can ever have

by hdiekdkdbvx November 21, 2021

Jule

A Jule is what everyone needs in his or her life. Not having a Jule is like having one layered toilet paper: Still possible, but generally shit. On a rainy day, one looks out of the window, asking: Where is my Jule? And on a sunny day, one looks out of the window, up to the bright sun, asking: Jule? Is that you? Because a Jule is not like the stars. A Jule is like the sun, that when the Jule is around you, it gets in your face with a bright power that could blind you and you close your eyes and smile to enjoy the warmth (and the Jule). A Jule is also very smart. She drops highly precise and amusing statements, that leave you saying: "Witty this Jule, witty". Overall, a Jule saves any scented candle in a room as big as the EU Council meeting room, because in an area of 10 meters around her, everything will wonderfully smell like a vanilla Oreo. You cannot miss her presence at any moment (breath). Generally, a Jule can replace your oxygen. It is advised to have a daily dosis of Jule, which is said to cure any hick-up forever and even increases your eyesight. Because you need good eyesight to fully enjoy the presence of the Jule. Some people wear glasses on purpose, just to have an even clearer picture of the Jule and to put it as their mental Mona Lisa. Because if you would paint a Jule and put it in the Louvre, the museum wouldn't fit as many people as would come to see her, which is why the Jule is now only to see for some happy and privileged people in this world.

Why are you so happy? - I saw the Jule today and I am full of sunshine now
You look stunningly beautiful in these clothes! You look just like a Jule
Keep calm and hug a Jule

by Pageluun March 7, 2022

Jules Alexander

Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".

Interviewer: "Who do you look up to most?"
Floyd Mayweather: Jules Alexander

by Bawrence Findlemanner XLII October 16, 2022

jules mullikin

The prettiest girl around. People look at her all the time. She also has tons of friends. But when a guy asks her out she says no. She's proud to be single. But she knows TONS of guys like her.

Guy 1: OMG! Jules mullikin is walking by. Look good!

Guy2: I'm gonna ask her out!

Guy 1: Do it!

Guy 2: Jules Mullikin will you go out with me?
Jules: No. sorry.

by Jthejuicegettinloose July 13, 2017

jules baumann

The hottest Boy ever he will make you fall in Love! He is a Badboy but if he Love he Loves Real. He is the Best Boyfriend you can Wish. Nobody can Love like him;)

Jules Baumann

by StilliVanilli January 3, 2017

Jule

She is always open for you problems. Don't get distracted if she doesn't talk to you about her feelings. Her good heart got hurt to often.
She knows how it feels to be in a bad place. Jule always wants you to be happy.
Jule knows her outer beauty, she often struggles with her inner beauty.

That bitch is suicidal. Pls call her at night

Jule is suicidal

by jule230999 November 21, 2021