Jason is so god-like you can't stare at him without your retinas burning.
A sexy beast of unnatural proportions.
A lover of women.
A Magician.
A sexy beast of unnatural proportions.
A lover of women.
A Magician.
by blanketyblanket March 30, 2021
Get the Jason mug.
Jason from Friday the 13th
by darkseeker July 21, 2011
Get the Jason mug.Jason is sexy
by Ilovejasonmobleysomuch August 6, 2018
Get the jason mug.The crazy black friend that everyone needs in their lives. The one that says OHAI THAR and pops out of nowhere, thus giving you a heart attack. Yup, thats him, the very defintion of awesome!
1. The lovable guy everyone knows and loves.
2. The crazy nerd who is yelling about some crazy fact.
3. The one that will bear hug you until you cannot breathe and your back is all cracked.
1. The lovable guy everyone knows and loves.
2. The crazy nerd who is yelling about some crazy fact.
3. The one that will bear hug you until you cannot breathe and your back is all cracked.
by RAWReatchu June 18, 2010
Get the Jason mug.An adorable Vietnamese boy born with large eyes and black hair, but only the ones with the best taste in music will be cool enough to dye part of it blonde.
Every single girl seems to fall for a Jason, so you'd be extraordinarily lucky to have a Jason fall for you.
Jasons are very tall with an abnormally big appetite. Don't be surprised if a Jason leaves you for food - you'd do best to get used to it.
Jasons have the cutest voice ever, even if it is slightly higher than most. If you're special enough to be allowed to hear a Jason sing, good luck listening to anything other than his singing for the next decade.
Jasons make you smile the most, and the thought of being with one someday is enough to make your heart melt and keep you awake every night.
An asian (specifically Vietnamese) version of Justin Bieber, although Jasons are a bit hotter and have a better sense of humor.
Every single girl seems to fall for a Jason, so you'd be extraordinarily lucky to have a Jason fall for you.
Jasons are very tall with an abnormally big appetite. Don't be surprised if a Jason leaves you for food - you'd do best to get used to it.
Jasons have the cutest voice ever, even if it is slightly higher than most. If you're special enough to be allowed to hear a Jason sing, good luck listening to anything other than his singing for the next decade.
Jasons make you smile the most, and the thought of being with one someday is enough to make your heart melt and keep you awake every night.
An asian (specifically Vietnamese) version of Justin Bieber, although Jasons are a bit hotter and have a better sense of humor.
Omg you're leaving me again? What a Jason!
Stop making me smile like a maniac - you remind me of Jason.
Jason? Hell yeah, of course I love him.
Stop making me smile like a maniac - you remind me of Jason.
Jason? Hell yeah, of course I love him.
by fatrice July 7, 2010
Get the Jason mug.