Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer
Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM
by krispturtle September 08, 2018
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slim jammy

A nickname for a random person being summoned, because of lack of their name.
Hey, you, slim jammy, bring me that broom.
by .50 December 29, 2020
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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey
by Dirk shufflebum February 07, 2024
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jammy buggar

British slag for lucky bastard or a really yummy dinning place with a chef who creates new menus on a wimb, the brew served is delectable and not just in a blue moon kind of way (also serves 40oz in brown paper bags) and the best part of all, he always has a table reserved for TheBig Lebowski, his duder, el duderino, or as I like to say “the dude him self”

But I’m just another dude looking for my other rug ….. ya feel me.
He got the last bit of toast, that jammy buggar.
by Macknlacking October 19, 2023
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Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 02, 2023
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Jammy

This word is used whenever something bad,embarassing/upsetting happens
Person 1:Dude Karen left me and she took the fucking kids
Person 2:That's super jammy
Person 1:That's what I said when she left,jammy
by fortnitegamer1337 January 20, 2019
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