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Jammied

I'm getting jammied for movie night.
or
I'm getting jammied for bed.
by cookies1234567890 January 1, 2012
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jammy buggar

British slag for lucky bastard or a really yummy dinning place with a chef who creates new menus on a wimb, the brew served is delectable and not just in a blue moon kind of way (also serves 40oz in brown paper bags) and the best part of all, he always has a table reserved for TheBig Lebowski, his duder, el duderino, or as I like to say “the dude him self”

But I’m just another dude looking for my other rug ….. ya feel me.
He got the last bit of toast, that jammy buggar.
by Macknlacking October 19, 2023
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Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024
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Jammy

jammy is a fag
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Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 2, 2023
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Jammi

Blaming others and/or fabricating a lesson learnt as a way to either save face or cover up woeful strategy, tactics or messing up.
"The plan isn't working, you're using the wrong tools"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"
by Henry G Darren September 8, 2023
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Jammi

To accuse a Jewish person of being a neo-Nazi in an attempt to slander them. Named after hideous internet activist Nandini Jammi.
"In an attempt to discredit Joel Goldstein, his political opponents Jammied him."
by ChadLoderAbusesWomen November 25, 2021
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