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Ceaser (Ivan)

An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)
Ceaser (Ivan): OmG tHeRe'S lIkE 20 gIrLs ArOuNd Me
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Ivan Ivanovich

The most Russian person ever. Usually fights bears shirtless daily, drinks more vodka than water, worships one of these: Stalin, Lenin or Putin.
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Ivan Krslovic

He blends whole avocados, and is the best dancer ever!
Ivan Krslovic is such a good dancer
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Ivan Drago

Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match

"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match

"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
by Schreiberdeutsch April 8, 2005
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Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan
Hi Ivan
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mad ivan

When a man sits on the toilet taking a shit, and another man sits on him face to face, chest to chest, and pee’s between the other mans legs.
There’s only one shitter and we both have to go. Guess we’ll just mad Ivan
by Mad Ivan February 25, 2019
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ivan-nos

known as ivan and like too keep kids in his basment
hole shit did the cops just arrest ivan-nos again
yep
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