That's your issue bitch.

The go-to response when an insecure woman is offloading her personal hang-ups on to you under the guise of advice.

"It is so lovely that you are so trusting letting your boyfriend go away for the week end given how you two met. " "That's your issue bitch."

by Snakes and ladders October 22, 2016

One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

Its.a.sirius.issue

My favourite mutual - fifi.weaslebee

“Its.a.sirius.issue is my favourite mutual even though she tags me in sad marauders era tiktoks” -fifi.weaslebee

by Fifi.weaslbee October 8, 2021

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Tree

crap i hit my head in a lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanoawoooabhu😀bauegbfeygufuoegvfosavedfadjjahhelpmepleasei-i-i isubtobelugahnfdeiaaaeee?eeayyyyyyyyeahbaby123456789😀

by lopadotemachoselachogaleokrani June 5, 2022

pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.

see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.

by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022

issuematic

Descriptive of a situation that may induce drama or otherwise result in a problem.

His collar may be issuematic.

by F. Phelan August 15, 2006

Stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

William: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.

by sourcefedding August 12, 2015