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Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.
Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.
by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009
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Free Information

A term derived from frequently seen street signs outside of adult clubs in urban Japan referring to things with explicit content especially of a sexual nature.
That movie had a little too much free information for my mum to handle.
by Kukukuchu March 12, 2009
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alcohol & infamy

When one is so desperate for beer, wine, spirits, or notoriety that they will often go to drastic measures to obtain said items.
"Alcohol & infamy has become a national problem, just the other day a student was caught performing a rusty trombone on the principal so he would open his vodka stash, thus allowing him & his friends to throw a massive party with a fuckton of alcohol" -Hillary Clinton
by CaptainKobra June 23, 2015
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low information syndrome

Low Information Syndrome inflicts its victims with a deep conviction that one does not need to be educated on topics that pertain to their lives. The inflicted person than chooses ignorance as an excuse to feel entitled to have everything for free.
Low Information syndrome really kept Shantytown from realizing its true potential.
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper November 18, 2017
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basisgruppe informatik

Eine ziemlich nice Hochschulgruppe
A: Hey da sind ja Leute von der Basisgruppe Informatik
B: Nice!
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interesting information

A moment is 0 seconds long. I know thats a very long time I cant even wait for it.

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly, 35% wad it. The other 11% are using their hands to wipe their ass.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. How many people use yellow ones is unknown.
You cant post a new word without leaving this shit blank

You cant post this shit without filling in the word which is for me interesting information
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The infamous Düsseldorf special

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
by J Sixer February 15, 2020
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