when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
by The happy punk February 19, 2010
Get the the inverted panda mug.When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.
Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"
Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"
A: "...what is wrong with you?"
Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"
A: "...what is wrong with you?"
by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011
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Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.
by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013
Get the Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon) mug.The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
Get the The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage mug.Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
- Guy1: *Sneaks up behind Guy2 and successfully commits a full inverse flash*
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
by Skip1991 February 3, 2009
Get the Inverse Flash mug.The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010
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