ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.

Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012

Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022

shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.

Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.

by Rolene M December 24, 2010

Basement Boy

A real ass n*gga that loves to get turnt up. Some consider them drinking Gods, while most know never to step to them. Soon to be high rollers in any club that they step in. Oh and they pound pussy

Never date a basement boy cause they will play with you like the baseball in the sandlot.

by RickyRose August 4, 2021

Basement Buddies

Kids that pedos and nonces keep in their basement.

He dug a tunnel under the prep to sneakily steal the little kids and add them to his Basement Buddies collection.

by Supernova026 October 6, 2020

basement boy

A failson or slacker who lives in his mother's basement or off the support of his mother. An offshoot of a momma's boy, he fancies himself to be self-reliant and drastically overestimates his competence in life.

Never date a basement boy. He'll mooch off of you and constantly ask you to make him sandwiches.

by ThisMuchIsTrue August 29, 2019