Orphaned IM

An IM greeting that goes unanswered either because the recipient isn't paying attention or because he/she is ignoring the sender.

Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:

OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.

by MDL713 September 12, 2005

im._.ducky

im._.ducky is a lesbian a baddie a girl with short hair she is a teenager she has over 1 million followers on TikTok she is amazing and such a coolest person ever

Defined is amazing that what im._.ducky is 🥺

by im._.duckyrawr January 18, 2021

Creepy IM

a) An instant message received on Facebook often sent from someone you rarely talk to in person.

b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.

I thought it was really weird that Ed creepy imed me today since when I seen him out last night he ignored me.

by Creep of the Year May 19, 2009

im-ranting

talk about stuff which has been going on infront of the microphone for no apparent reason

Jayden - "why do you listen to the im-rant show?"
Mia - "I like when he is im-ranting."

by ellaellaey December 5, 2021

im a j

A phrase coined by Lil John in a new song of his meaning, "I'm a junkie"

Friend: Man why do you just sit around on your ass and smoke all day?
Other dude: IM A J!

by Franklyin March 27, 2008

im bored

i am too

honestly, im bored, who isnt

by Memememebymeme October 19, 2020

IM Interruptus

When you're typing and an IM window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the IM window.

I was writing a report on the mating habits of the Himilayan Wildebeast when I got IM Interruptus... I accidentally called my girlfriend a "large hairy mammal" on IM

by Eric Jackson April 4, 2006