Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

Imaginate

To not leave to the imagination.

"Naw Alliyah did not leave that for us to imaginate."

by Lovewriten June 22, 2021

Imagine

a roast that's slightly outdated, but still a great comeback

Theo: Ha, you suck at badminton!
Bob: Imagine.

by YourBroThatsAGirl May 19, 2022

Imagination Zoomies

(Adjective) (Adverb) It’s basically when, you’ve memorized the traces of humor, and remember what was originally funny and can build more jokes making one endless inside joke to yourself or others about the original joke to the point you have the Zoomies

That person was laughing so hard it was as if it was by imagination Zoomies

by Imagine image zoomies zoom December 5, 2023

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024