Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
Get the Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?mug. A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010
Get the I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.mug. Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011
Get the No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?mug. Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024
Get the Imagine if ninja had a low taper fademug. by YourBroThatsAGirl May 19, 2022
Get the Imaginemug. Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"mug. When your crush has a crush on you
Person 1: I have a lot of imagination *starts crying*
Person 2: *watches from distance and eats a Snickers bar*
Person 2: *watches from distance and eats a Snickers bar*
by COG_BlackMamba June 21, 2018
Get the Imaginationmug.