Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

Imagine

To create, manifest, dream, or envision that connect you to imagining a better world.

Isn't it interesting that Dr. Strange saw so many realities all at once? Imagine, being able to pick and choose which reality manifests?

by REBel Siren February 1, 2022

imagine

a Riot Games Valorant player who loses a game with the score of 0-18

Imagine.

by sovajettphoenix June 12, 2020

Non-Imaginer

Someone with absolutley no imagination or a person whom takes wayy to much time to think of ideas or names to call people.

A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.

Tabor couldn't think of ANYTHING to come up with. She's such a Non-Imaginer!

by Ivory Coast Bandits January 17, 2010

Imagine Dragon CD

The newest cringe “got you” type of question for when you have nothing interesting to tell your “friends.”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”

- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?

- No

- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face

by DaBestIvo March 3, 2022