Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

imagine bad

whenever you are in an argument with someone make sure to say "imagine bad" to piss them off and win the argument with 0 effort

"you piece of shit" friend 1
"imagine bad" friend 2
"you just won the argument" friend 1

by I like Bagels. December 23, 2021

Imagine

In a slang way, it's basically like a sarcastic comeback

Jake : I'm gay
John : Imagine being gay

by pseu what June 15, 2021

imaginated

A website that provides photography tutorials and education.

Person 1: I want to learn photography but I don't know where to begin.
Person 2: Have you checked out Imaginated.com?

by njt96 July 26, 2024

imagine

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.

“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ”

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023