Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

imagine nick eh 30 had french fries with waves

This is a term derived from the meme "imagine if ninja got a low taper fade". the term became popular as the original version started loosing relevence.

IMAGINE IF NICK EH 30 GOT FRENCH FRY WITH WAVES! imagine nick eh 30 had french fries with waves

by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 25, 2024

Imaginate

Imagined and created, all at the same time - Manifestation (new age)

When we arrived at the zoo, built up by the belief of those around us, we had collectively Imaginated the most remarkable zoo, with the most remarkable displays, and we had the best time ever!

by Kolo Solo March 2, 2024

Imagin

A word used for something dumb or weird, like imagine playing (insert game name), but only for weird or dumb things. It can also be used to make fun of someone

Imagin being a peasant

by Bomberanian May 11, 2021

Imagine Dragon

Imagine Dragon Is A Joke similar To Candice And Ligma.

Man 1: Hello, Do You Know Who Is Imagine Dragon Is?

Man 2: No, Who Is It?

Man 1: Imagine Dragon Dees Nuts Across Your Face!

Man 2: Gets Fooled With*

by IsaacMarbles May 22, 2024