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Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020
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A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010
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No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011
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imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
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imaginative revelations

Sees into the future through truth.
Once again, Tylers imaginative revelations came to be true.
by Tylers creator January 5, 2021
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Instant Imagine

A very short imagine, often posted on blogs. It has the purpose to quicken s.o. imagination to continue the story in mind
Instant imagine: Imagine finding your crush on tinder and go on a date with him/her…
by WhattheShor June 6, 2015
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You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"
Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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