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work impotence

A feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.
Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"

Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."
by F.Castro March 14, 2009
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Impotence

When a guy can't get or can't sustain an erection.
I wanted to have sex, but he was impotent.

His impotency was embarrassing.

Impotence.
by Nadarien August 1, 2010
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Impossible

:Its impossible for that republican to be right.
:Sarah Palin will never be president, its impossible.
by chilllikegill January 11, 2011
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imposexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to imposters from the popular game Among us.
Crewmate: "Wow heh, you're hot as hell."
Undercover imposter: "Oh~ thanks. *blushes* - come into electrical with me, no one would see us~"
*walks into electrical*
Imposter: "Didn't know you were imposexual, heh..."
Crewmate: "WAIT NO, GET ME OUT OF HERE-"
by gleenyPromise September 12, 2020
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Impossipickle

A word that was created via texting using T9 and accidentally pressing the wrong buttons. has picked up the meaning of someone who is being stupidly impossible to deal with.
Tenaya: "Jaimee your impossipickle."
Jaimee: "HAHA YAY!"

Tenaya:"I love you <3"
Stephen: "I love you more"
Tenaya: "No, I love you more."
Stephen: "No, I love you more."
Tenaya: "Your impossipickle."
by ...Rawr... December 22, 2008
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Impossillity

Impossible silliness.
Often related to the heroic but hopeless attempts to address the world's biggest issues with a rubber band and a cotton bud.

Accidentally found by a wrecked P.H.D. student drafting his thesis.
Although it is tempting, air-dropping Justin B. in the core of Fukushima Reactor No. 3 is an impossillity bro.
by N-s-K April 28, 2011
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Impossiblest

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"
by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015
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