im a motherfucker

when you have to give someone a gift but you hate them so you get them a word mug that says im a motherfucker

here is a word mug that says "im a motherfucker"

by zevenate9 March 23, 2018

Orphaned IM

An IM greeting that goes unanswered either because the recipient isn't paying attention or because he/she is ignoring the sender.

Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:

OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.

by MDL713 September 03, 2005

Im Okay

Not okay

guy: You look sad what happened?
girl: Im okay

by Fuck69420 May 09, 2021

im-ranting

talk about stuff which has been going on infront of the microphone for no apparent reason

Jayden - "why do you listen to the im-rant show?"
Mia - "I like when he is im-ranting."

by ellaellaey December 05, 2021

im a j

A phrase coined by Lil John in a new song of his meaning, "I'm a junkie"

Friend: Man why do you just sit around on your ass and smoke all day?
Other dude: IM A J!

by Franklyin March 27, 2008

IM Interruptus

When you're typing and an IM window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the IM window.

I was writing a report on the mating habits of the Himilayan Wildebeast when I got IM Interruptus... I accidentally called my girlfriend a "large hairy mammal" on IM

by Eric Jackson March 21, 2006

im bored

i am too

honestly, im bored, who isnt

by Memememebymeme October 19, 2020