What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

I did an Ellis

To fuck up something just before the end when you're winning, then your not.

I pulled a really hot bird last night. Just before I snagged her, I did an Ellis and came in my pants

by Possumkiller August 21, 2025

What if i did?

something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly

Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

i did ur mom

i did ur mom

cam: i did ur mom

by Go follow kit-kat.mations yt March 25, 2022

I Did Not Need A Suppository

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I Did Not Need A Suppository

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024