I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

by DJPeaa June 24, 2019

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE.

Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

by Dwarf Squid January 10, 2014

I want you in the worst way

standing up in a hammock

think about it, someones gonna get hurt

by ArchDuke and BossHogg of Famous Shamous December 10, 2003

i want to eat the whole cake

I want to eat that ass

Hey girl I want to eat the whole cake

by Daddycolby February 17, 2019

i want to have sex with you

a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.

Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 28, 2005

i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

by katrinasex February 13, 2019

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010