brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Clump Hump

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.

Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.

by weekend pounder October 20, 2010

twat-hump

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

Homie Humper

A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up

omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper

by lilswagggurl November 6, 2011

bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.

"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"

by Mommypoo January 1, 2012

Unicorn Hump

Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.

"Yo bro that Unicorn Hump was great last nigh"

by Fart Master 6000 January 20, 2021

Raw Hiney Hump

A sexual position while in an orgy, in which you and your best friend try to avoid seeing one another’s penises by having your backs to each other. In the process you bump rumps one to many times causing each butt to become raw and bleeding and thus you are now blood brothers.

The Raw Hiney Hump is a pain in the ass, even hours after you're finished.

by Bionic Chinchilla January 10, 2012