Silver Hammer

Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer

by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005

sticky hammer

A gentleman's penis post coitus; a cock covered in pussy juice

Drew: Jeff. I just woke up next to some chick I've never seen before. Is it ok to ask if we had sex?

Jeff: Nah, dude. Just go to the bathroom and check to see if you have a sticky hammer.

Drew: Good thinking bro.

by DrewNasty January 10, 2008

Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

sheep humper

A student (aka "aggy", "agroid", etal) at Texas A&M, a glorified junior college located just north of east Bumfuck Nowhere in College Station, Texas, especially a member of the Corp of Cadets (aka "corp turds", "toy soldiers", etal).

Derived from their time-honored tradition of engaging in anal intercourse (fucking) ovine mammals (sheep).

This habit led to the school motto - "Texas A&M - Where men are men and sheep are scared!"

The sheep humpers are delusional.

by Old Sarge February 19, 2008

Siberian Sledge Hammer

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick

"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."

by scizzott November 13, 2007

Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 22, 2006

Sand Hammer

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

by Big Nation March 27, 2003