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Hp

Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.
person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )
by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 21, 2023
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HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".
Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."
by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025
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HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.
Oh shit a HP Mo
by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021
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Hp

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que
by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020
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He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”
He is one hp, you should kill him!
by LVmk10 December 6, 2021
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hp

It’s an abbreviation for houseparty , the video call app so u can do it with multiple ppl
by wceee‼️🍬☺️ May 14, 2019
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HP

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.
Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP
by Yeetors May 31, 2021
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