HP

UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)

Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025

HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".

Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."

by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

Hp

Hp (High Protectors) A Clan on Omlet Arcade acts to be the superior while having no ratios of father figure and Being a crybaby

Hp is commonly used to represent someone who has no parents as example
" Are you fatherless yes totally im an hp member! "

by OmletArcade.gg May 17, 2023

HP

A chicken who only likes the chiefs

Look at HP

by kjhgfdiuytyuiuytrftyuiopoiuytf March 14, 2023

HP printer

don’t buy it

hp printer, just dont

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 1, 2024