Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.

"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven

by Retract3 January 13, 2021

hot pocket

Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up

Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?

by zqqq March 2, 2021

Hot pocket

Act of pulling out than pooping into her vagina.

He hot pocket my vajayjay!

by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021

Hot Pocket

Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.

Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.

by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021

Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.

My hot pocket is massive.

by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021