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Pulling a Holden

Become mentally and physical handicapped from a small or minor accident
Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.
by Hjb999 June 8, 2022
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Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019
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Holden Hull

A shrimp dicked little fuck. Also a simp.
The bartender refers to the quiet patron with no confidence as a holden hull as she brings him the check. Heres your check holden hull.
by Yoyobaggins789 September 23, 2020
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Holden

The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.
"Yo that ford just got gapped"
"Yeah no shit I was racing a Holden Commodore"
by HoldenLover February 12, 2022
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Holden

Holden is the best type of person, Holden's are leader by nature and perfect in every way shape, and form. Holden gets all the women and all of them would be lucky to have a Holden. Holden's extremely smart and gets straight A's in school. They also have an average penis size of 8 - 16 Inches.
Hot girl: OMG I LOVE HOLDEN I WANT HIM SO BAD
Other Hot Girl: NO HE'S MINE
Both: Fight For Holden
by Bigman Mitchell September 1, 2022
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Holden

Holden is the kindest boy in the world. He is nice to everyone he meets. Holden is also the sweetest boy. He will tears you with massages, chocolate, ice cream and kisses when you are feeling down. He will take you on lots of nice dates. If you are dating a Holden then you should feel like the luckiest girl in the world and never let him go. He’s also packin if you know what I mean😉
Girl 1: I started dating Holden!
Girl 2: OMG! I’m so jealous of you! And happy.

Girl 1: HE is so nice to me and treats me like a princess, HES also really good in bed..
Girl 2: I wish you could date Holden..
by BG OG October 12, 2021
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Holden

An Island Boy who likes to swim with the turtles
Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.
by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021
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