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typical hippie conversation-

dancingflowerhummingbird- oh my it is so lovely and peacefull, im going to go and ruin the day with my horrible music and god awful odor. then to top it off throw flowers at kids who are allergic and hypnotize them with my ty-die shirt and make them eat my horrible food

sunshineraintree- thats cool, i just did that yesturday
by uknoitsreal February 28, 2011
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Hey! Hide the money under the soap! the Hippy will never find it!
by DeBuDGuY March 30, 2003
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A music elitist wh is trapped in the 60's and/or 70's with a total lack of respect for the property of others. Usually enrolled in a shitty bumfuck nowhere college's liberal arts program and think of themselves as cool yet they live with their parents.
"I'm a fucking stupid hippy"
"Fucking hippies raided my fridge again!"
by Right-Wing Ass June 21, 2005
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Dude, It's a dude, Dude!
Duuuuuuuude, you don't own the potato, the potato owns you! - Hippy
by Gentatsu October 22, 2007
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A person from the 60 who smoke pot, bang everyone they can find, and if you bet on them for a fight you'd be in debt my friend. They wear rainbows and like the peace sign more than trump loves his wall. Im pretty sure they could grow their hair as long as thors and then cut it all of when the 2000's come in and they get common sense.
Homeless Freak 1: Dude do you see this guy on the street?
Homelesser freak who stole Martha 2: Ya i think hes a hippie
weird hippie : DDUUUDDDDEE IM SO STONED RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Homelesser freak who stole Martha 2: CALL THE POLICE
by MIke wIzkowckey July 24, 2019
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a Satanic cult with a shit load of LSD in both fists unleashed on the public by the CIA in a scheme to destroy Christianity by brainwashing the masses into "thinking" they were part of some new revolutionary counter culture movement and new age religion
all in all it's pure evil conceived of by nazis
by o)O picasso January 9, 2005
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One who is most commonly generalised under the same catagory as the following due to their unproductiveness: women, children, the elderly, the obese, environmentalists, feminists.
God damn, look at that useless hippy doing his drugs, and not having a job. How unproductive of him.

Guy #1: Hey man we're running out of firewood

Guy #2: Oh don't worry, there's a hippy circle over there
by Yuppyurshit November 2, 2010
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