Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.
by Cammax2004 mom September 19, 2015
Any person with excessive tattoos or piercings that render them unemployable in a traditional office setting.
Julie was a bit miffed because during a job interview they told her she looked like carnival help and round filed her resume.
by The HR manager July 29, 2009
After giving advice to people on a forum, this phrase clarifies that you are serious adn not "messing with the newbies"
by crowd September 26, 2003
n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.
FORUM:
You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.
noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!
DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!
MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.
noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!
DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!
MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
by LordAflak September 06, 2010
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help
by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018
when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.
by Creepes November 14, 2017
what to say when your ball rolls away while playing a sport and you ask someone for “ball help” to pass it back.
by mannyb_b June 07, 2020