snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

by MICKY H January 10, 2008

Strawberry helmet

A person with red hair.

Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.

by MontyDingo May 19, 2010

pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.

dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.

by andocommando February 15, 2010

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 21, 2023

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 18, 2011

salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

by Semi Wynn April 27, 2006

Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.

"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."

by Pangy November 17, 2003