Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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Flying Helmet

Whilst performing cunnilingus, pull her piss flaps down and over your cheeks, thus giving the impression of wearing a flying helmet.
It was a little chilly first thing in the morning so I went down and put on my flying helmet.
by hollowpursuit November 6, 2008
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Helmet Dollop

That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.

He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.
"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"
by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010
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Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.
I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!
by Joe71444 January 19, 2011
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salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006
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Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.
"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."
by Pangy November 17, 2003
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