99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024

Harvard of the South

UT Arlington

A real headass: "What's the Harvard of the South?"
Me: "UT Arlington... duh"

by gucci shrek January 22, 2018

Harvard

The Rice University of the North

I got denied from Rice, so I applied to Harvard. It's the next best thing.

by Ur mpm March 21, 2021

Harvard MVP

"The Father of Algebra"

"No further questions, Your Honor."
Harvard MVP

ACT and SAT Extraordinaire

Only one "B"
Name of an advanced student who is very diligent, busy, and signs up (but does not participate in) many clubs. Has an interesting aging process because they skipped a grade of school. Remains at the age of 12 until Mr. President's further notice.

Person 1 (let's call him Casey): Look at the new kid! Apparently he skipped a grade and is becoming a total Harvard MVP. He signed up for a ton of clubs and got a perfect score on his national latin exam.

Person 2: Yeah, if he's a true Harvard MVP, he'll get a "B" in his civ class and switch teachers.

Casey: True, True.

by iwishicouldbeharvardmvp March 5, 2018

Harvarded

To be harvarded is to have a person with immense power, mainly an authoritarian figure, ruthlessly go after an individual or an organization that is critical of them, like Trump is doing to Harvard.

This organization is being very careful with its words, because it doesn't want to get harvarded.

by Zeddawg May 29, 2025