An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.
We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!
by chewypooh74 August 05, 2013
When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”
by BaldHamster December 17, 2021
A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.
by InnocentBystander1 August 03, 2011
A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
by Dr. Johnson January 13, 2008
A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.
by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005
An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
by Superpickle January 11, 2017
by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019