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Hamburger Meat 

What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.

(Also known as chafing)
After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"
Hamburger Meat by Kmo7 July 20, 2018

Hamburger sex 

Hamburger sex is when you get all of the condiments from a hamburger and put it in the males penis and inserts it into the women's vagina for pleasure
Oh baby let's have "hamburger sex"
Hamburger sex by Thebigtree August 26, 2020

hamburger vagina 

(See Furburger)When a pussy is plump and juicy but not tight
Man i fucked a whore last nite and ate her hamburger vagina
hamburger vagina by Silent Bob January 17, 2003

Hamburger Power 

The movement to stop meatism once and for all. They will not tolerate segregated grills any longer.
In the words of Whopper King Jr., "We all came over on different value menus, but we're all in the same deep-fat fryer now." Hamburger Power! Quarter Pound It.

hamburger eyes 

When your eyes get as big as hamburgers, when looking at someone you think is hot.
Damn, I got hamburger eyes for that chick over there...
hamburger eyes by jremark July 25, 2007